Category Archives: Bartender Chronicles

Chronicles of Unattended Goods

It’s not always that people get to go to bars with nothing on their person. People bring purses, coats, umbrellas, sunglasses, backpacks, the list goes on. But what happens when you get up to use the restroom or, even worse, … Continue reading

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Bartenders: Lifestyle vs. Career

Most of the time a bartender can be grouped into one of two styles. A lifestyle bartender or a career bartender. There is a lot of grey area in the middle and overlap (think of a Venn diagram), but the … Continue reading

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The Bartender Chronicles v.20

These are the stories and the commentary from behind the bar. It’s a bartender’s job to be attentive. It’s not necessary to notice certain little things like the fact that you’ve pulled the straw out of every drink or that you don’t … Continue reading

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How to Date a Bartender

Last week I was asked kindly to write for the great people over at Boobs, Bacon, Bourbon about how to date a bartender. Many of you may have read it, but if not then I suggest you do so before continuing … Continue reading

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Alan is a Bartender

Adam managed to celebrate freedom so much yesterday that he is entirely incapacitated today. What does this mean? It means he’s a little bitch who can’t finish his two-part manifesto on How To Date a Bartender. Instead, you’ll have to … Continue reading

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Bartender Chronicles v.19

These are the stories and the commentary from behind the bar. Guest Bartending… Well, sort of. More like guest-posting. My good friends at BBB asked me to write a piece for them, so obviously I obliged. You can find part one of … Continue reading

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The Bartender Chronicles v.18

These are the stories and the commentary from behind the bar. AN ANNOUNCEMENT: This coming week I’ll be writing a guest post for my friends over at BBB. What does this mean? It means that next Thursday all you’ll see here is … Continue reading

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