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Category Archives: Alan the Llama
Adam managed to celebrate freedom so much yesterday that he is entirely incapacitated today. What does this mean? It means he’s a little bitch who can’t finish his two-part manifesto on How To Date a Bartender. Instead, you’ll have to … Continue reading
There isn’t a lot that I wanted to write for today. There’s a lot I want to write, just not for today. My mind is elsewhere: Las Vegas. Tomorrow morning at 7am I will be on a plane that leaves … Continue reading
I haven’t really been home or near a computer with the time to write since the week before Labor day. For that, I apologize. There’s been a lot of work (2 jobs, remember? It totals in 60-70 hours each … Continue reading
is frustrated too!