Dear Valentine,
I know that we’re not in a relationship right now. We’re not even dating. Still, I want you to know that I’m thinking about you. You are on my mind more than I, as a happy bachelor, would like to admit. It’s for that reason that I’d like to tell you a story of what I would have done if we were dating.
I would have woken up early and made breakfast, heart-shaped pancakes included. If the smell didn’t wake you up, then I would give you a kiss to get the job done. You would sit down at the table and find a handmade card with a note inside telling you how much I think of you. Then I’d clean up while you got ready for work.
Around mid-day, you would probably get the flowers I sent to your office. Don’t worry, they wouldn’t be roses. Instead I’d send you a small bouquet of your favorites, with one of mine mixed in. The note attached would tell you where to be that evening for dinner.
I would be waiting for you outside. This time there would be a rose, but only one. We would have dinner and then get to the best part: improvisation. That would be the end of my plans, but not my affection. I would give you flowers and cards on days that weren’t Valentine’s day too. I’d remind you how much you mean to me every day.
But we’re not dating, so I can’t do these things for you. Instead I’ll tell you “Happy Valentine’s day” and hope that I make you smile once today. You’re so beautiful when you smile. I hope that you somehow know that I’m thinking about you and that it makes you happy.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Always,
Adam

Aww, love this!
Your comment about wanting to meet “all the peoples” on Nicole’s blog made me laugh so I thought I’d check out your blog. Hola & happy Valentine’s Day!
I’m glad you checked it out!
swoooon.
haha, thanks!
It’s just what happens on V-Day… I get creative despite how single I am
Marry me?
That could be arranged… but we’d need to at least get dinner first. I don’t get married on the first date
Also, you’d need to come to the states.
“I don’t get married on the first date” – ha! That is an excellent policy to have. I love it.
So sweet!
Thank you!
This is amazing. So very sweet and wonderful. Your future Valentine is a lucky lady.
Thanks – she’s got about a year to show up if she wants to be my Valentine in 2013… so she’d better hurry.
This is very sweet. But it needs more sweatpants, Arrested Development marathons, and maybe a teacup pig or two. (You can wear the tux jacket, if it makes you feel better.)
I was trying to keep it a LITTLE bit open… but if I can wear a tux jacket I’ll be happy. I’ll be completely elated, though, if Doug T. Dragon made a special appearance… maybe a serenade.
When I have some free time, I’m going to MS Paint the shit out of Doug. I need to see this dude IRL.